Ashton's top 1%
 

1. Road Rage on the Information Superhighway....

There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge

One gentleman's inspirational efforts to build such a bridge are caught on the office security camera. A 400K mpeg: bad PC day. I was in tears watching this!

2. The Exploding Whale

Yes, really. If you haven't seen it, you should. 'Cause exploding whales are fun, and fun is good! (Don't worry kiddies, it was already dead).

3. An autobiographical sketch

I have received several electronic queries about my background. Here's a portion of the tape from my therapy group.

4. America is a very strange place.

Here are some people who go to the stranger locations.

5. Call Technical Support... or 911?

Technology sure seems to make more trouble than it solves sometimes, doesn't it?
 

6-10... well, it's going to take a while to sort the merely funny from the absolutely hysterical, and it's not what I'm paid to do so this is strictly a spare time activity....
 

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